Friday, April 20, 2018

Today's funny :o)












Look....

...... the first flowers in Coopville!




And Gorges sent some of his deer here:







Had snow showers and then the sun poked through the clouds, so  Hubby and I took a ride
 to our favorite store.





A few ducks in a pond:




A lot of trees still need to be cleaned up from the last storm:





The side of this barn is getting repaired:


Hubby bought this at TS.  It's about time - our other one is 25 years old!



The sun came out again and the temperature went up to 40.....




Didn't last long - it started snowing again......

:o(

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Today's funny :o)






"LExophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."     
 
               
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
               
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
               
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
               
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
               
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
               
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
               
When chemists die, they barium.
               
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
               
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
               
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
               
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

               
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
               
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
               
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
               
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
               
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
               
A will is a dead giveaway.
               
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
                                
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
               
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
               
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
               
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
               
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
               
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
               
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
               
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.


:o)



Guess what???

It snowed yesterday.................



Gettin' MIGHTY sick of the stuff!

And to top it all off..... damn deer:






But this weather is good for one thing, though.  Cooking!



Chicken and mushrooms!  Mmmmmmm!



The gang even shared a leg! They love chicken, too!


Vultures gliding on the breezes!



They are starting to roost in our trees again!
Always glad to have them hang around Coopville!



:o)



Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The African Queen

A BIG H/T to Terry!!!!



Bogart!!!!!   :o)





All the wonderful stats here:

ps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_African_Queen_(film)



The leeches! Remember the leeches????

:o)