Friday, April 20, 2018

Today's funny :o)


...... the first flowers in Coopville!

And Gorges sent some of his deer here:

Had snow showers and then the sun poked through the clouds, so  Hubby and I took a ride
 to our favorite store.

A few ducks in a pond:

A lot of trees still need to be cleaned up from the last storm:

The side of this barn is getting repaired:

Hubby bought this at TS.  It's about time - our other one is 25 years old!

The sun came out again and the temperature went up to 40.....

Didn't last long - it started snowing again......


Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Today's funny :o)

"LExophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."     
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.


Guess what???

It snowed yesterday.................

Gettin' MIGHTY sick of the stuff!

And to top it all off..... damn deer:

But this weather is good for one thing, though.  Cooking!

Chicken and mushrooms!  Mmmmmmm!

The gang even shared a leg! They love chicken, too!

Vultures gliding on the breezes!

They are starting to roost in our trees again!
Always glad to have them hang around Coopville!


Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The African Queen

A BIG H/T to Terry!!!!

Bogart!!!!!   :o)

All the wonderful stats here:


The leeches! Remember the leeches????